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America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't

By Stephen Colbert

Booklet shop kingdom, within the historical past of mankind there hasn't ever been a better nation than America. You may say we are the number 1 kingdom at being the simplest at greatness.

But as ideal as America is in each manner, America is damaged! And we won't alternate it simply because we are 236 years earlier the 30-day go back window. glance around--we are not making something anymore, we now have mortgaged our destiny to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief is going on global excursions simply to bow sooner than international leaders. Worse, the L.A. 4 Seasons resort does not actually have a committed mobilephone button for the Spa. you'll want to dial an extension! the place did we lose our way?!

It's excessive time we restored America to the greatness it by no means lost!

Luckily, AMERICA AGAIN will singlebookedly pull this nation again from the threshold. It good points every thing from chapters, to web page numbers, to fonts. protecting subject's starting from healthcare ("I shudder to imagine the place we would be with no the big variety of prescribed drugs to regard our maladies, similar to think-shuddering") to the economic system ("Life is giving us lemons, and we are transport them to the chinese language to make our lemon-flavored leadonade") to meals ("Feel loose to deep fry this book-it's a wealthy resource of fiber"), Stephen offers the United States the dose of fact it must come again on target.

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