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Delia's Dull Day: An Incredibly Boring Story

By Andy Myer

Terrible Delia, not anything ever occurs to her. Her lifestyles is so boring, boring, boring. yet might be if Delia made up our minds to seem up or flip round, she'd see... the elephants marching via her house... the pirate sitting in the back of her at the college bus... or maybe the submarine that rises to the skin correct after she leaves the pool! If Delia ever paid recognition, she'd detect her lifestyles is sort of fascinating in the end! Artist Andy Myer brings to hilarious lifestyles the studies and chances that the area may supply each one people if we might basically beware.

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Or perhaps the submarine that rises to the outside correct after she leaves the pool! If Delia ever paid realization, she’d discover her lifestyles is kind of intriguing in the end! Writer/illustrator Andy Myer brings to uproarious existence the reports and percentages the area may well provide each one people if we'd in basic terms beware. DELIA’S uninteresting DAY a very uninteresting tale through Andy Myer released via slumbering endure PRESS My identify is Delia. You’ll by no means wager what occurred to me the day gone by. hand over? I’ll provide you with a touch.

I’ll provide you with a touch. That’s correct! NOTHING!! not anything EVER occurs to me. simply examine my day yesterday................... not anything occurred in the course of my breakfast, other than I spilled a few milk. I walked earlier an identical sixteen homes I cross on a daily basis on my approach to the bus cease. Did whatever fascinating take place? NO! And the bus trip to varsity was once as ordinary. I virtually fell asleep in Mrs. Houston’s math category. Recess used to be uninteresting, uninteresting, boring. the massive information at lunch... ... my Jell-O squares fell into my poultry noodle soup. And in band I performed “Yankee Doodle” 2,000 instances.

And, in fact, not anything EVER occurs while I’m dozing! NOW do you notice how thoroughly uninteresting my lifestyles is??!! probably whatever will take place to me this present day. hiya! glance! To every person in my useful relations, who teaches me day-by-day to seem up. —Andy ANDY MYER Andy Myer has spent greater than 30 years in assorted inventive objectives as a funny illustrator, picture fashion designer, author, and company communications advisor. He authored (and illustrated) The Liberated Father’s guide, released by way of St. Martin’s Press in 1983.

If Delia ever paid consciousness, she’d discover her lifestyles is sort of fascinating in the end! Writer/illustrator Andy Myer brings to uproarious lifestyles the reviews and chances the area may supply each one folks if we might merely beware. DELIA’S boring DAY a really dull tale via Andy Myer released through dozing undergo PRESS My identify is Delia. You’ll by no means wager what occurred to me the day before today. surrender? I’ll offer you a touch. That’s correct! NOTHING!! not anything EVER occurs to me. simply examine my day yesterday...................

I’ll offer you a touch. That’s correct! NOTHING!! not anything EVER occurs to me. simply examine my day yesterday................... not anything occurred in the course of my breakfast, other than I spilled a few milk. I walked prior an identical sixteen homes I cross on a daily basis on my option to the bus cease. Did something fascinating occur? NO! And the bus experience to varsity was once as ordinary. I nearly fell asleep in Mrs. Houston’s math classification. Recess was once boring, uninteresting, uninteresting. the massive information at lunch... ... my Jell-O squares fell into my bird noodle soup. And in band I performed “Yankee Doodle” 2,000 occasions.

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