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God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales

By Penn Jillette

The New York Times bestselling reinterpretation of the 10 Commandments from the bigger, louder 1/2 the world-famous magic duo Penn & Teller.

A scathingly humorous reinterpretation of the 10 Commandments from the bigger, louder half world-famous magic duo Penn and Teller unearths an atheist's event on the planet: from acting on the Vegas strip with Siegfried and Roy to young children and fatherhood to his ongoing discussion with proselytizers of the Christian correct and the thrill of intercourse whereas scuba-diving, Penn has an outrageous humorousness and a brilliantly interesting opinion on, good, whatever you care to think about.

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Elvis by no means appeared like he was once chasing a duck. Hendrix by no means seemed like he used to be chasing a duck. John Lennon by no means gave the impression of he used to be chasing a duck. I’ve frequently seemed like i used to be chasing a duck. Now that I’m older and weigh 280 kilos, gravity is a much less wearing and extra genuine enemy. As you recognize, I’m six ft seven inches tall, and that i nonetheless take into accout Leslie Fiedler writing in Freaks: Myths and pictures of the key Self that “gravity isn't variety to those that develop too huge. ” i'd be more healthy (and extra profitable) if I have been equipped like Tom Cruise.

Even if I don’t imagine any of her girlfriends ever walked like farmers. ) besides, there have been nonetheless a couple of days to attend and that i used to be bragging to every body that i used to be going to membership Baths. i used to be going to be Charles’s date. It was once going to be nice. i used to be frightened. i used to be excited. I informed my buddy Bernard that i used to be going. He felt aggressive. “I wouldn’t be afflicted via going,” he stated. “You might too. You’re a pleasant breeding homophobe. ” “I am no longer. ” “You are too. You speak a very good struggle, yet you’d be only a scared little pussy if leather-based daddies with these hats have been fucking throughout you.

He didn’t be aware of what to assert. He was once heartbroken and offended. “What? You can’t comprehend that. You can’t say i've got no likelihood of being at the very best courtroom. ” She hung tricky. “Yes, i will be able to. all of us can. ” “No, i'll be at the very best court docket. ” “You’ve remodeled one thousand pornographic video clips. You blew your self on digital camera for money—repeatedly,” she reminded him. “But you can’t say that I wouldn’t be at the excellent court docket. You can’t say that evidently. ” he's correct. We can’t say that needless to say. we actually can’t. I learn anything Thelonious Monk wrote for his band contributors, principles they need to persist with approximately his song and artwork typically.

I observed an advert for Greetings from Asbury Park, NJ whilst i used to be in highschool in January of 1973. The advert used to be simply the lyrics to “Blinded by way of the sunshine. ” That used to be adequate for me. i purchased the album the day it got here out. I’ve been a Springsteen fan so long as attainable with no residing in Jersey in 1970. I observed him dwell earlier than somebody you recognize. I observed Bruce open for In chilly Blood and It’s a gorgeous Day on may well 6, 1973, in Amherst, Massachusetts. His hair was once brief and he used to be donning a leather-based jacket and no bell-bottoms.

We bought much more than we deserved. severe Elvis and that i had deliberate that once his first set, he could take a holiday prior to his moment set, correct ahead of dawn. i might flip off all of the strength on the Slammer—not simply all of the lighting, yet the entire energy. No electrical energy. i've got a slightly huge lap pool, and we have been going to place his band within the pool, acoustic guitars and bongos held by way of musicians floating on rafts whereas his backup singers have been treading water. the electrical set were confrontational, the theater of cruelty.

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