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How To Really Ruin Your Financial Life and Portfolio

By Ben Stein

Hilarious recommendation on what to not do with funds, from monetary humorous guy Ben Stein

Everyone's trying to find the secrets and techniques to monetary luck, yet what concerning the top how you can lose funds . . . fast?! In How to truly smash Your monetary existence and Portfolio, bestselling writer, economist, monetary commentator, and media character Ben Stein explains precisely what to do . . . to head bust! the last word "how-NOT-to" consultant, the e-book supplies readers important information that are meant to be shunned in any respect expenditures. Written in Stein's personal inimitable sort, this hilarious consultant offers crucial monetary recommendation on what to not do in terms of handling money.

From studying and performing upon making an investment newsletters to buying and selling on a margin, from making an investment in bonds to breathlessly following CNBC, and from procuring inventory in corporations you don't comprehend to believing on your personal genius at inventory deciding on to conserving as little funds to be had as attainable, Stein provides the foundations that each would-be investor must comprehend, to allow them to do the complete opposite and really make cash. absolutely revised and up-to-date, this re-creation provides all-new missteps which may damage any portfolio.

  • Fully revised and up-to-date version of the tongue-in-cheek bestseller that exhibits traders what to not do with their money
  • Written by means of acclaimed writer economist, monetary commentator, and media character Ben Stein
  • Loaded with fundamental items of undesirable suggestion that readers may still stay away from in any respect costs

A laugh-out-loud method of own finance, How to actually smash Your monetary lifestyles and Portfolio is an available advisor to funds from the funniest guy in finance.

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