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The Digested Twenty-first Century

John Crace's Digested learn first seemed in in February 2000 and has been working ever due to the fact. every one week Crace reduces a brand new booklet – whatever from a Booker Prize winner to a Nigella cookery publication is reasonable video game – to seven-hundred phrases in a parody of the plot, kind, discussion and topics. Or loss of them. The Digested learn has not only develop into an establishment for readers; it truly is learn and loved through publishers and authors too. as long as it isn't their booklet being digested. many years in the past Crace wrote Brideshead Abbreviated, A Digested learn of the twentieth Century. this can be the twenty first Century. to this point.

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