The Morbidly Obese Ninja

By Carlton Mellick III

Nowadays, a good way to run a profitable corporation . . . you are going to want a lot of ninjas.

Neo Tokyo, California is a urban equipped so excessive that none of its citizens have ever obvious the floor. it's a position the place voters cosmetically modify their our bodies to appear like eastern anime characters. it's a position the place ninja battles make certain the destiny of company company ventures. it's the domestic of Basu, a seven-hundred pound killing desktop who makes use of his gruesome extra weight as a perilous weapon. during this urban, there's no ninja extra lethal than Basu. he is well-trained, well-armed, and well-fed. And should you paintings for one among his rivals, he is coming to kill you.

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After they agreed he was once lifeless, they began again towards Crow. yet Basu used to be now not but lifeless. He had a lot fats on his physique that although the assassin’s sword went all of the means into his physique, the blade nonetheless wasn’t lengthy sufficient to hit any significant organs. The morbidly overweight ninja driven himself up onto his palms and knees. while Crow observed him suffering to face, he stumbled on it fun. “You nonetheless have struggle in you, eh Keigo? what percentage occasions needs to i've got you killed earlier than you certainly die, you fats piece of shit? ” Basu grunted.

Their iKatanas were tipped with a working laptop or computer virus that had damaged via his firewall and contaminated his CPU. Basu stopped operating and spun round, letting one of many ninjas cost correct into his sword. He wasn’t capable of get his weapon out of the useless ninja in time to shield opposed to the opposite attacker’s sword, so he stuck the blade together with his tooth and grabbed the ninja via the pinnacle. Basu’s abdominal jiggled as he snapped the man’s neck and tossed his corpse on the 4 ninjas flying towards him. Basu became and went for the elevator.

He stood up and tested his iKatana, to ensure that it was once nonetheless operating safely. He observed Chiya laying in a large number of damaged dinner plates and petrified diapers. She was once crinkled like newspaper, bones damaged in such a lot of locations that they appeared saw-like. Her fingers have been twisted right into a knot. Her chest used to be caved in. as a way to make animese humans extra light-weight, beauty surgeons diminished the density in their bones. This made them lighter and extra versatile, however it additionally made them much more fragile. Chiya simply had a couple of minutes left.

He used to be Basu. He used to be seven-hundred kilos of overall destruction. not anyone may defeat Basu. now not Crow, no one. as soon as Basu turned morbidly overweight, he determined to show his weak point right into a power. He understood placing seven-hundred kilos at the back of an assault used to be an exceptionally strong blow. He understood that he might kill a guy simply by touchdown on best of him. there have been issues he might do this no different ninja may do. He refused to renounce and die. He wouldn't allow the assassins defeat him, nor Crow, nor his loss of stamina or his pounding middle.

Then sucked down 4 extra packets. Then 4 extra. The white goo combined with the purple blood on his hands. purple globules rolled down his chin, splattering his stomach like fowl shit. Basu grunted. He pulled his iPet disc out of his pocket and it flipped on. The plump cyber-frog sat in his hand with languid eyes, as though it have been half-asleep. Kero-kero, it croaked, as though asking what the hell do you need now? Basu entered the specifications into his iKatana after which held the cyber-frog out of the window. It driven off of Basu’s palm and flew in a downward course.

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