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Nobody Likes a Quitter (and other reasons to avoid rehab): The Loaded Life of an Outlaw Booze Writer

By Dan Dunn

A lot of individuals drink, yet few do it for a dwelling. between those that do, no one does it higher, or worse, than Dan Dunn. One half infotainment, elements determined cry for support, no one Likes a Quitter chronicles Dunn's upward thrust from Philly road child to Aspen ski bum to lofty prestige as one of many world's most generally learn wine and spirits writers. alongside the best way, readers examine what to drink, how you can drink it, and why they need to drink it whereas assembly the motley staff that stocks Dunn's sauce-soaked methods: the degenerate roommate "Bottomfeeder," a string of girls who populate Dunn's nights, a bunch of the well-known and fabulously inebriated, even the occasional visual appeal through Dunn's mentor, the nice Hunter S. Thompson. A mosh-up of truth and well-oiled flights of fancy, Dunn's riotously shaggy dog story is destined to turn into the Bible of the 21st-Century ingesting category. besides hilarious yarns concerning celebrities, hapless Hollywood brokers and bosses, porn-star buddies, and costly liquor corporation occasions, this bawdy barroom confession includes cocktail recipes, product stories, and wine and liquor background, in addition to profiles of a few of the giants of the spirits industry.

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