The Darwin Awards III

By Wendy Northcutt

Honoring those that enhance our gene pool by means of inadvertently elimination themselves fromit, The Darwin Awards III comprises multiple hundred fresh, hilariously macabre mishaps and misadventures.

From a sheriff who inadvertently shot himself twice, to the coverage defrauder who amputated his leg with a chainsaw; from a farmer who kept away from bee stings through sealing his head in a plastic bag to the fellow beaten via the department he simply trimmed, The Darwin Awards III proves back that after it involves stupidity, no species does it like we do.

Featuring clinical and safeguard discussions and choked with illustrations depicting inspiring examples of evolution in motion, The Darwin Awards III exhibits once again how unusual good judgment nonetheless is.

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