The Intern's Handbook: A Thriller

By Shane Kuhn

Interns are invisible. That’s the chant at the back of HR, Inc., an elite “placement organisation” that doubles as a community of assassins-for-hire, taking down high-profile executives who wouldn’t be capable to consider an intern’s identify if their lives trusted it.

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JOHN LAGO IS A HITMAN. HE HAS a few principles FOR YOU. AND HE’ S approximately to damage each ONE.

John Lago is a truly undesirable man. yet he’s some of the best at what he does. And what he does is infiltrate top-level businesses and assassinate crooked executives whereas disguised as an intern.

Interns are invisible. That’s the key in the back of HR, Inc., the elite “placement enterprise” that doubles as a community of assassins for rent who take down high-profile objectives that wouldn’t be capable to take into accout an intern’s identify if their lives trusted it.

on the ripe outdated age of virtually twenty-five, John Lago is already long island City’s so much profitable hit guy. He’s additionally an intern at a prestigious ny legislation company, clocking 80 hours every week getting espresso, answering telephones, and doing the entire grunt paintings genuine staff are too lazy to do. He was once employed to assas­sinate one of many firm’s seriously guarded companions. His internship presents the appropriate conceal, permitting him to assemble intel and achieve entry to drag off a fresh, untraceable hit.

half confessional, half DIY guide, The Intern’s Handbook chronicles John’s ultimate task, a twisted thrill experience during which he's pitted opposed to the toughest—and sexiest—adversary he’s ever confronted: Alice, an FBI agent assigned to take down a similar legislations associate he’s been assigned to kill.

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I'm prepared for him, retaining pretty well the single gun that's secure to exploit on an plane. It’s composite and has a variety of one foot. take into accout what i used to be announcing concerning the slaughterhouse? this is often similar to a slaughterhouse stun gun. in reality, it's in line with a precise machine known as a unfastened bolt stunner. newest stun weapons have a pointed, retractable spike that pierces the cranium yet retracts. The loose bolt used to be designed for emergency, in-the-field euthanasia of enormous cattle that can’t be limited.

You’ll meet detailed and stimulating humans from all walks of existence. And kill them. You’ll make some huge cash, yet that may suggest not anything to you after the 1st activity. Assassination, regardless of how effortless it appears within the videos, is the main tough, demanding, and lonely occupation on the earth. From this element on, everytime you pay attention a person complain approximately his task, it's going to take each fiber of your being to maintain from guffawing in his face. This paintings isn’t for everybody. such a lot of you will locate that out the tough method simply because you’ll be lifeless by way of the top of the month.

The click calls him “the guy in black. ” I glance through the entire clippings from his cases—movie stars, professional athletes, rock stars. turns out bizarre that he might make an effort to rat out informers hiding out in Iowa, yet i admire the security lawyer perspective. Witnesses for the prosecution are like cockroaches to a safeguard lawyer. They can’t get them less than their heels quick sufficient. What’s fucked-up is that those men are all wildly wealthy and robust and positively knocking at the door of a candy retirement. I can’t think any of them will be so terminally silly as to get entangled in one of these soiled company.

Risky. Marcus: are you able to inform me something approximately it? perhaps i will support. Lago: I can’t inform you approximately it. now not over the telephone. probably by no means. lengthy PAUSE. Marcus: John, are you there? Lago: Yeah. I’m so drained. Marcus: you need to speak later? Lago: No. I’m working out of time. Marcus: Why? John, i'd have the ability to assist you. Lago: How? You’re in Honduras. Marcus: I’m a really innovative individual. I couldn’t have lasted this lengthy if I wasn’t. Lago: not anyone may help me, Marcus. I simply have to speak a section. Marcus: Let’s speak.

Or, at the very least, no longer life-threatening threats. I inform her I’m sorry for her loss and make it sound like I suggest it. She makes it sound like she is all damaged up approximately her uncle. I don’t ask his identify out courtesy. I hate it whilst I pay attention a lie, and that i comprehend this is able to be a lie, so I spare either one of us the soreness. I choose to pay a trip to Alice’s condominium and take a look at to ramp up my intel. The mountain of uncooked facts that’s been dumping to my laptop every day from the gadget I planted inside of her computer is huge, overwhelming, and may take means an excessive amount of fucking time to sift via with no the aid of Bob’s drone corps.

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